Dear Miss Maude:
There’s this guy and he’s TOTALLY HAWT (sorry — a clique book reference… lol) I’m talking Brad Pitt hawt ladies….(or, for Miss Maude, Zac Efron hawt)
Anyways, he’s a real jerk sometimes and jumps from girl to girl but hes really nice if u talk to him…..HELP!!!!!
LOVE,
Totally Confused
Dear Confused, OMG:
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Dear Miss Maude,
Um, I actually really like this guy and he says that he likes me too, but the problem is he only wants to be ‘friends with benefits’. My friends are worried about me, too–I can tell–but I honestly really don’t know what I should do about this. I like him but if he [...]
Okay… I have a whole bunch of questions to answer for Miss Maude Monday and wants to get to them all, so this week? I’m making EVERY day a Monday. Yeah, I know. Kinda sounds like the worst thing ever, right? Well, it’s not. Waking up to discover your cat’s excrement spattered on the bathroom wall: [...]
You know how the kid in THE SHINING keeps saying ‘red rum, red rum’ and at first you’re all w.t.f. until he writes it on the wall and it’s reflected in the mirror and it reads mur der and you’re like, omigod, AHHHHH!!!? Well, it’s exactly the same with Poseur. All you have to do [...]
Okay, so in a little bit, I’m going to post a video — but first: some totally tedious explanation! The video in question stars my redheaded right-hand ma’am, Jamie Mae Lawrence (also some dudes I don’t know but wish I did because they’re fun-to-the-nay). Jamie and I met when we were twelve, at the Oakwood [...]